A corollary to having lots of good news is that bad news is just around the corner...and here it is, I guess.
For a reason that only the little elf who lives inside of our server knows, the site went down after the host server hiccuped. At the moment, I'm optimistic that we won't be down for too long, but any amount of downtime is a pain in the butt for everone.
So until we get whatever this problem is fixed, we're going to have technical difficulties. Let's hope the elf is in a better mood soon.
Apologies all around. I'll post news as I get it.
UPDATE: We've narrowed down what's wrong with the server and are working to get the site back up ASAP.
UPDATE 2: And we're done. Wasn't our fault, it turns out. So now I'm going to publicly name and shame the party [our host server] responsible (Site5.com), I'm looking at you... For killing a half day's worth of customers' attempts to get to the site, you should be taken to task.
Once again, sorry everyone for letting you down. We'll start looking for a new hosting solution in the morning.